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$eff|1-More Wibbly-Wobbly!
$fdf Dis time by D!ck
$fbbMore replies on replies and articles and stuff, Bootblock start this one
off and mine is the third in the current thread, huzzah!
$7ff|1-Girls/Slappers/Bints
$7f0
What on earth brought all this on then? It's a bit odd here at the mo,
I don't seem to be able to go anywhere without seeing a really
good-looking bird these days! It really doesn't matter where I go,
there are babes all over the place, teens & twenties. Want to know the
best place to go to see chicks/babes? Tescos! Mind you, they also get
more than their fair share of baggage too...
$cff|1-Neighbours.
$bf0
Er... I've only actually spoken to about one of my Neighbours so I
can't really moan about them, except for the time one of them started
hammering at about 8pm, but they finished whatever it was within half an
hour, no chance for a grumble there then. There are at least three
babes in my half of the Mews, it's a terrible pennance living here I can
tell you!
$7f0|1-Kids!
$fbc
Yeah, I agree like, totally man! All kids should be shot! Er...
That reminds me of a story actually, ma and a mate called Wayne were off
to his house from mine, and where I used to live there was a church next
door, and we saw three kids mucking about on the flat roof (it was about
8pm, pretty dark).
Wayne has his BB-gun on him, sad sod that he is, and he jumps up onto
the fence and scrambles up onto the roof of the church, at the same time
as I shout "Ged'im Wayne! Shoot the fecka!". These three kids leg it
like you would not believe, and Wayne collapses on the roof laughing his
head off, then we start thinking, "How did they get down so fast?".
Well, we have a search of the garages and passages around the church,
and all the time we're expecting to find some little kiddie lying in the
path with a broken neck or something, no such luck! In then end though,
I can confirm that running towards a kid and brandishing a gun is one
sure-fire way to make them cack their pants!
$fba|1-Channel 5
$aff
I agree, C5 has only been on a few months, but I also think it could be
an awful lot better too. A lot of the stuff they've shown is cacky and
old and generally as entertaining as a dead slug (Hey! You can have
loads of fun with dead slugs! - Bootblock), they need to get heir act
together and get some quality programmes on, although they're way ahead
with the "Tits Out for the Lads" movies on a Friday night.
$ff0
[I'm glad someone finally imported "La Femme Nikita" from the states
though as I've been wanting to see that in ages. Ohh er.. Peta Wilson!
Channel 5 weekends late. Kei]
$ff4|1-Kiss 105
$ffd
Er... what's that then? Radio Station? Oh, right... Sorry, but my
big stereo is solely for pumping out music from CD's or making the Video
into a home-cinema-type-thing.
$9f0|1-Dick + Slinkty = ...
$8f0
No no no! I'm sorry but I just have to correct you all on this! Joe's
big pink (wait for it!) Slinky simply leapt into my hand and started
masturbating away all over my fingers, I tried to fling it far away from
me but it twisted in mid-air and connected with my other hand, it is
this movement that might have looked - to the untrained observer - like
I was playing with the slinky, when in reality we all know that a Slinky
is a live creature from the planet Gleptod, so there! Honest!
And the power supply explosion was a freak electro-magnetic plasma
cross- over from a modified, er... er... thingy expulsion cosmic
echo-tron, er, thingy, yeah! nothing to do with me at all!
And I gave you the trapdoor back!
And there's nothing wrong with beards! As you said yourself, it's the
stubble that itches, beards (and goatees!) are cool!
$ff2|1-Gillian Anderson?
$df0
Was you in BHS or wherever it is? Near the clothing section? Yeah I've
seen her as well, I know a guy who went out with her too I think, I
though she look a bit like GA too, cor eh? In our very own Grimsby!
Who'd have thought it?
$faa|1-Breasts
$ffd
I've just realised, I've never had a bird with big tits! All the girls
I've been out with have had either small or average sized boobs, and I
love 'em all! Maybe one day I'll let you know my thoughts on big tits,
until then, I'll just have to keep on looking.
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